Stub your lobe, and your stem will follow

slangley schools project
orn
pro-prolix pro-licks
stub it
the bentley
the diddy in didion
the jay jay
the jay jay, intonated


The whelplings of today are the squelchers of tomorrow. Sex smells and the only solution is HEAVY FUCK

Thawed Slothman has something to say!

butchery in motion
walking to wawa
convenience store showdown
chinatown basement funk jam featuring david fishkin on octasax, nick millevoi on bass and senor stub on drums (and lip-tone on cowbell)


stubdafy my love!!!!!!!!

best bring your a-game...
urkel
and lo i thrice
urban warrior
unreliable dudes
vengeance and redemption
true stubbin'
slow the beat down, eugene
the maybes
shave me
torn from me
rock has its price
orenthal
one thing to say
oh goy
my gdp
manatee patrol
limp brisket
i've got the means
instinct
gross domestic product
get offended
essence of food
dehumidifiers i empty
day my blood turned dayglo
damn!
bundles in the harbor
bitchin' glitchin'


Here's a trilogy. See if you can follow the theme:

smooth alligator
love in an alligator
guess who i am

You can't handle the stub:

straight from the headlines
headlines 2
stoke the ziggurat
shoe monster
tobias boon
sup ilk
sad and sade
s'pocalyptic booty press sheets
critics
prerequisites
nairlair
my cat, my mice
my baleen
mas pequeno
pressure treated lumber
plebian
lost in the diorama
home schoolin'
global lobal
harmless
how you gonna rock
freebasin' freemason
drama
cat bath
bitchcraft
bongo in the brain
b-o-n-g-o
cabeza pinata
cockfest 96
we are gonna take it



the archive:

A classic rock'n'roll reinterpretation inspired by grand funk railroad and dedicated to the red states:

(I'M AN) AMERICAN BAND

collaborative banjo jams (thanks, nick's mom!):

1234    (w/ Alex Nagle)
interpretive banjo    (w/ Liz Walsh and Nick Thomson)


a power ballad entitled rock the gametes:

a giant sperm accosted me, it wasn't polite at all...
so i grabbed it by the tail, and slammed it against the wall.
a giant egg rolled up on me like i was indiana jones... (hold on a second)
so i just undressed it and caressed its erogenous zones.



pure stub:

douche that anus (a club hit)
maybe if
trifles
zbz
torben ulrich would delete this
put the yo in yodel
jew day off
gin and jews
fuckin' abcs
sit down to pee
make 'em c(rl)ap to this
i want to
scrotal fury
obelay tubsay
i can do it
whale 69
everything is capillary
a flagon
renovation
beer
blood sugar getting low
waffle
articulate
spigot (rocking the joint)
corale
beef
happy the tooth
horse and hymen (co-conceptualized by Liz Walsh)
lobe stub says yo
donald duck's deathbed
send huey lewis my regards
you never said
lobe stub sells out
jerky nut
hump therapy
fakeout
the story
stereo
talent
the man with the microphone
my laundry's mildewed
recreational respiration
once or twice
so you wanna stub a lobe
break down by law
death by testosterone
can i click it one time
dab
my secret's got a gravy


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